Ratings for the once popular Disney show ‘Hannah Montana’ are down which should make Disney quite upset that their cash flow is dwindling to a trickle. Don’t blame Vanity Fair though as there are reports that indicate that the show has been on a decline even before her scandal. According to the Nielsen Company, the audience for Sunday’s new ‘Hannah Montana’ episode fell 14% from the previous fresh episode which aired less than 2 months earlier. Compared to the first original show of the year which aired in January, viewers for Sunday’s show went down 26%. If that’s the case, there’s really no one to blame but Miley.

Comedy Central’s South Park just did an episode which parodied Britney Spears and the world’s obsession with her. The now recovering pop star isn’t so much skewered herself but the paparazzi who follow her and her poor management. Well that was a little on the nice side. Sadly, through a series of events, Brit ends up blowing her head off with a shotgun. And who did the creators choose to take her place in the pop world? None other than Miley ‘Hannah Montana’ Cyrus. There’s a shout out to Miley somewhere on the episode. Considering how Miley’s been, I think it’s a “suitable” replacement.

And this time it’s not a rumor. It’s just not the Spears you’d expect. It’s her sister Jamie Lynn

The original drummer of the band Lynyrd Skynyrd was arrested on Monday by the St. John’s County, Florida Sheriff’s Department for failing to register as a sex offender. Little girls and boys beware!The former drummer , 59-year old Thomas Delmer Pyle, aka Artimus Pyle, was booked on Monday after he came to the sheriff’s office to speak with detectives about a 1993 conviction. He plead guilty to charges of attempted capital sexual battery by an adult on a victim under 12 years old and principal to lewd and lascivious acts on a child under 16 years old. He was sentenced to 8 years probation and ordered to register as a sex offender but he failed to do so properly by not registering his address because he says that he “travels a lot.”

His bail was set at $10,000 and he posted it come Tuesday evening.

Teen sensation turned joke of the town Aaron Carter has won his bid to emancipate himself from the king of teen pop sensation makers, Lou Pearlman.

Carter’s attorney Clay Townsend filed suit in Orlando in May 2006 against Pearlman and his label TransContinental Records which asked that Aaron be released from a contract that was signed when he was just a minor. It also asked for an accounting of royalties.

Pearlman is currently in jail for fraud and his label is currently bankrupt. The bankruptcy judge ruled in favor of Aaron saying that the contract is no longer in effect. However, the judge still hasn’t ruled on who owns Aaron’s recordings when he was with TransContinental.