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Pete Doherty was recently arrested in Geneva last weekend due to his bad behavior on a British Airways flight. Now, the Babyshambles rocker has gone and gotten himself arrested again. This time, Pete was pulled over for driving erratically after he left a gig in Gloucester. However, he decided that a car chase would be more fun. When he was finally stopped, he was arrested for drunk driving, failing to stop and possession of drugs. What an idiot! They should just keep him in jail. It would save everyone a lot of trouble. He’s like the British DMX

The guitarist has recently admitted that he only checked into rehab because it was either that or prison. Pete Doherty spoke about his experience at one such facility: “When I go to rehab, it’s usually because I’ve been given the choice of rehab or jail. When you’re there, it’s not even giving up drugs that’s hard, it’s that you have to give up everything. If you could sit there and read a book it would be fine, but you’re not allowed to do anything other than focus on your recovery. I was only allowed to play my guitar once a week.” In that case, maybe Pete Doherty should opt for prison another time because, the way he describes rehab, prison would prove to be a whole lot more fun and diverse.

Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz has posted a new picture of himself sporting an old and tacky pornstache. The 29-year old musician wrote “For those who believed that it was a fake in the Cobra video, I might bring this s— back, it’s so trashy. I love the mullet and stache, for real in a not ironic way. This is old s—. From NYC. Some village people stuff from the old Cobra record. D—. I wanna grow a new stache. It must be some secret [FOB lead guitarist Joe Trohman] facial hair jealousy.” Pete is referring to his cameo appearance as a cop in Cobra Starship’s music video for ‘The City is War’.

Pete Wentz doesn’t mind revealing too much about his personal life and I’m not sure what to really think of it. First, Pete had a very interesting interview with Howard Stern where he talked about meeting Ashlee, their sex life and even his past girlfriends. Now, during an interview with SIRIUS’ ‘The Morning Mas UP!’, Pete talked about tasting Ashlee’s breastmilk saying it tasted soury and weird. He also talked about his wife gaining weight and how he gained weight along with her. That has to get him in trouble with the wife. Maybe Joe Simpson is in on it just so the little family can be talked about.

I know most of us are enjoying this little Pete Wentz show however I may not same the same thing for his WIFE Ashlee.

First, Pete had a very interesting interview with Howard Stern, where he talked about meeting Ashlee Simpson, their sex life, and even his past girlfriends.

Kinda gross, but still interesting

Now last Monday, Pete talks about her in another interview.

Pete, talks about how he finds Ashlee’s breastmilk to be “soury” and “weird”?

Which means, Bronx Mowgli (I still hate the name) is not the only one who has tasted the milk.

He also mentions Ashlee’s not the only one who’s gained weight.

He says, “I gained 10 pounds at least. I usually hang out around 135, 134, I go up to about 140, and when I hit 148, I get fat face. I’m working out a little bit, trying. For the most part, we’re going on walks – that kind of stuff. I think it comes off easier for her because she gets to breast feed and I don’t have the luxury of doing that.”

And will the couple have more kids? If it’s up to Pete, they will.

The new dad says, “I want to have six now. I mean not six specifically, but I want more…I can’t imagine that we’re stopping, you know what I’m saying? This is like a Journey song, it’s like the chorus is just going to keep coming.”

FBI agents have apprehended the hacker who allegedly leaked some revealing photos of the “Hannah Montana” starlet Miley Cyrus, but still she is afraid that the hacker might have passed on her personal account information to someone else.

Miley Cyrus’s tension clearly indicates that she has a huge database of personal and private nude pictures and she fears that the hacker has got all or some of them.

Keep your fingers crossed for the moment and pray that Miley Cyrus’s speculation is correct and we get to see the masterpieces soon.

The British media has reported that Amy Winehouse chose to ditch a Nelson Mandela photo call on Thursday so she could hang out with her incarcerated husband Blake Fielder-Civil. While we wait for actual reviews of how she was on the actual show, sources who were present during Wino’s rehearsal for the concert in London’s Hyde Park say that she sang the song ‘Free Nelson Mandela’ and sounded quite good. If that’s the case, then I guess there’s still some room left for us to keep hoping that she’s going to get better. But like I always say when it comes to Wino, don’t hold your breath.

As scary as it is for me to say, Hulk Hogan just can’t get enough of his daughter’s scantily clad body. The retired wrestler already had the chance of putting lotion up her inner thighs and eve supervised a Maxim photo shoot for his daughter. He continued the creepy trend by watching Brooke shake her money maker with a burlesque troupe this past weekend in South Beach. Hulk’s Brooke-alike girlfriend was also there. I wonder if the Brooke-alike is just with him because Hulk can’t have his daughter. Sick thoughts, please get out of my mind. I’m going to have nightmares because of that.

Pete Doherty played his first gig in London on Tuesday night at the Kentish Town Forum after being incarcerated. His good friend Amy Winehouse was at his gig to lend some of her support. The crack heads are reunited and I’m sure they did something to make them feel oh so good. After the show, Pete and his crew headed to Wino’s place for some after hours fun. Do you even have to ask what the party favors were? The police are already watching their regular dealers with eagle eyes trying to catch the two in the act. If you ask me, Pete should have been kept in jail and Wino should be sent in one.

Not even prison can come between Pete Doherty and his drugs. According to reports, the wreck of a rocker is totally getting high in the slammer. Prison doctors have been giving Pete the heroin substitute methadone to wean him off the drugs but he’s actually topping off the treatment with the real thing. An inmate even comments to the source on the report saying “He hasn’t received his prison wage yet so he’s getting the drugs on credit and writing IOUs. He usually signs his name next to a scribbled smiley face with a trilby.” It is also being said that Pete has befriended an ex-street fighter who protects him and that his cell mate was a drug dealer on the outside. Disgustingly, prison officers are also said to be treating him like a rock star and even asking for autographs. He’s got a posse in jail?! He better not be let out early.

Rihanna may have a lot of hits to her name at such a young age but that doesn’t exempt her from brushing up o a little geography. During a recent radio interview in Stockholm, the R&B singer made it clear why she sticks to singing and not commenting on foreign culture. Not even an umbrella could cover this one up. The sultry songstress claimed to love South American and Thai food but “doesn’t like Mexican or Asian food”. I’m aware that Mexico is not in South America but is she aware about where Thailand is located? Rihanna, shut up and just eat.

Pete Doherty will help young heroin addicts in a new TV show.

The troubled Babyshambles singer, who is battling his own addiction to the class A drug, plans to visit two of northern England’s toughest housing estates and use music to encourage them to get straight.

Pete will live with families on Manchester’s Langley Estate and work with a young offenders’ group in Sheffield’s Manor Park in a series of music-based therapy sessions. The 28-year-old musician’s experiences will be filmed for a Channel 4 show, which is due to be aired later this year.

A source said: ‘Pete really hopes to be able to use his own experiences to help these youths. Hopefully they will be inspired by his visit.’

The star’s drug problems have been well documented. He was pictured last week with suspicious white powder on his nose and blood coming out of one of his nostrils.

Last November, Pete was filmed snorting what appeared to be cocaine just days after vowing to return to rehab. He had agreed to enter a facility after being filmed injecting heroin at his Wiltshire home. Pete has previously claimed he dreams of using drugs again and was “mourning for an armful”.

Is he really in a position to “help” others?

As the inquest into the death of Daniel Stern continues, shocking testimony comes out about alleged pictures taken by Howard Stern after Daniel died.

The Associated Press has reported that testimony from G. Ben Thompson, who dated Anna Nicole Smith, told of how Howard took pictures of dead Daniel Stern in the bed. Howard reportedly said they “might be worth some money one day”. Thompson said, “I was totally shocked he was taking pictures of a dead child laying in that bed.”

Daniel Stern died of a drug overdose. Thompson’s son also testified that Howard disposed of two white pills that were found in Daniel’s pockets. According to Howard’s camp, these are lies spread by the Thompson family to get back at Howard for a dispute over Anna Nicole’s mansion in Nassau.

Lily Allen has decided she wants to try for another baby following her miscarriage earlier this month. The ‘Smile’ singer was left devastated after the tragic outcome of a surprise pregnancy with Chemical Brothers star Ed Simons. Although it wasn’t planned, both Lily and Ed had become excited at the thought of becoming parents.

A source said, “She still wants a baby with Ed. They will try again. She was shocked when she found out she was pregnant. She has always been maternal. She thought it was cool to be dating one of the Chemical Brothers and would love to have his baby.”

Lily, 22, is said to be concerned about the impact the miscarriage could have on her relationship with 37-year-old Ed. The source added: “She really needs Ed at the moment after everything they’ve been through. But she is afraid her neediness may put the relationship under pressure.”

Soon after her pregnancy was announced, Lily revealed she was looking forward to a “stable” family life. She said: “I’ve looked forward to being stable my whole life. I have my eyes on the prize – having kids, getting married, cooking dinner and doing homework with my children.”

Good luck to Lily and Ed – and have fun trying!

So, she finally showed…and then left.

Britney Spears was not legally required to attend today’s hearing regarding custody of her two sons, but her legal team “strongly advised” that she be there. She originally had no intentions of going, but she showed up around 1:15 pm.

Reports say her car pulled into the garage, and she got out for just a few seconds and then jumped back in the car after being surrounded by photographers. She said, “I’m scared. I want to get in the car. I’m going in the car.” When police tried to convince her to come out with them, she reportedly slammed her back against the seat and screamed, “No!”

The result of the hearing was that K-Fed gets to keep the kids without any visitation from Britney for the time being. His lawyer says that he hopes to have her involved in the parenting sometime in the future.

And the crazy continues….

I’m sure that it has been a trying year for R&B singer Brandy over being uncertain of whether she will have manslaughter charges filed against her. But now that she’s in the clear, she can finally take a sigh of relief.

Brandy’s high-powered attorney Blair Berk released a statement saying just that. “These past 12 months have posed an extraordinary hardship for Brandy and her family, who have been unfairly forced to live under a cloud of suspicion initially caused by the ill-advised and premature press release sent out by the California Highway Patrol accusing Brandy of wrongdoing before the police investigation was even finished. However, Brandy continues to be mindful that she was so fortunate to be uninjured in this accident and there was a life lost that should be remembered.”

We all hate the taxman but when you compare your bill to ex-Atomic Kitten star Kerry Katona you will feel much better. The ex-singer faces a whopping £700,000 in taxes, with the first instalment of £200,000 due before Christmas. But she can’t pay it.

In a desperate bid to avoid being made bankrupt Kerry is heading to court to beg for a delay until after the New Year.

On top of that Kerry has recently admitted she can’t say that she will stay off the drugs; despite recently declaring she was clean. She revealed to TV chat show host Jonathon Ross, “I don’t know what’s going to happen tomorrow. I can never say never. I really can’t”

Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Kerry needs to get her head out of the clouds and sort herself out; before she ends up on the scrap heap like many others before her.

Or is he? Despite being odds on favourite to win, opera singer Rhydian Roberts was defeated in Saturday night’s talent show final.

The Welsh star is convinced that the results of the contest were rigged when rival Leon Jackson received ten percent more votes than he did. He isn’t a sore loser though…he has come to this conclusion after a huge number of fans have complained that they couldn’t get through to vote for him, but claim they got straight through when they tried Leon’s line.

Producers claim that a large volume of calls caused the voting bottleneck and insist that the contest was not rigged. However broadcasting watchdogs Ofcom will investigate the row after receiving 80 official complaints from viewers. Especially if you look back on the past year of TV phoneline and quiz scandals.

You never know the results of X-Factor could be reversed. Doesn’t matter anyway as Rhydian has a big money record contract regardless.

Lindsay Lohan went on a Las Vegas radio station on Friday morning where she pimped herself out, using her celebrity image to try and get some Hannah Montana tickets for a friend’s kids. The 21-year old placed the call to the ‘Mark and Mercedes in the Morning’ show on KMXB radio hoping to score tickets to the hottest concert of the year.

Apart from that, the hosts were able to keep Lindsay on the line for a few more minutes where they got some goods. Lindsay answered several questions over a range of subjects including her love life, crazy family and the paparazzi.

After their London show on Saturday, the Take That boys decided to treat themselves to a well earned lads night out and hit a club.

And why not they are still hot-blooded males after all. The usual can be said for the evening. Their was dancing (Jason) and drinking of many beers (Howard) and all were pretty well behaved and seem to have had a very enjoyable evening. Fair play to them.

Meanwhile, whilst his fellow band mates were partying, Gary Barlow could be found sitting in the corner. Drinking Coffee. At 1am.

Errm Gary what happened to Take That and Party? Perhaps he’s getting boring in his old age.