Courtney Love and Friends

Posted under Courtney Love, Funny, Singers, useless by Heather on Thursday 10 July 2008 at 5:20 pm

Courtney Love wants everyone to know about her multiple personalities. She’s gone to her blog about it and guess what? Her alter ego has a name! She says “just want to hank allyou supportive lovely people and thank you for putting up with my kookoo bananas alter ego should; we give her a name?
shoudl we give my alter ego a name? hmnmmmm Cherry! “Cherry kookoo” so if /when im overcome and blog again wich i wont do i took a picture of a friend looking at me rather sternly to remind me not to- well know it was Cherry Kookoo, but i think I’ve killed her off.
back to my shopping basket! Your support means the world to me i read every comment!
rock on” Put emphasis on the kookoo.

TMI Diddy

Posted under Diddy, Fashion, Funny by Heather on Tuesday 24 June 2008 at 1:01 pm

Diddy or Puff Daddy, whatever he calls himself these days, is known as a man of good taste with an amazing sense of fashion. But the entertainment mogul is saying that he’s sleek all around, even down below. Diddy supposedly told the Daily Mail “I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed.” It doesn’t stop there though. If he really wants to go all out, an outfit called Betty Beauty is sending over color, like blue, green, pink and red, as well as some stencils to help him along. That’s way too much information that I could have lived without.

Looking forward to…
Without You Lyrics
Nick Lachey
Just Dance Lyrics
Lady GaGa
Forever Lyrics
Chris Brown
Heartbeat Lyrics
Pharrell Williams
42 Lyrics
Coldplay
A Better Day Lyrics
T.I.
Strawberry Swing Lyrics
Coldplay
Burning Up Lyrics
Jonas Brothers
Practice Makes Perfect Lyrics
Cute Is What We Aim For
Play My Music Lyrics
Jonas Brothers

Free song list for your blog here.

The Male Optical Illusion

Posted under Funny, Nude Photos, Optical Illusions by Heather on Wednesday 7 May 2008 at 2:59 pm

The Male Optical Illusion

Top 10 of the World worst Goalkeeping blunder - Video

Posted under Funny, Sport, Video, YouTube by Heather on Monday 5 May 2008 at 12:19 pm

I had a very good laugh :)))

Top 20 football misses - Video

Posted under Funny, Sport, Video, YouTube by Heather on Monday 5 May 2008 at 12:08 pm

This is so Funny, You Have to check it out !

Pete Doherty’s Bloody Art

Posted under ART, Funny, Pete Doherty, Selebs, Singers, useless by Heather on Wednesday 30 April 2008 at 10:35 am


The male version of Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty, may still be locked up in jail but the blood, sweat and tears he poured into his art went on display earlier this week in a Paris gallery. Did I say blood, sweat and tears? Maybe just blood. Perhaps the gory exhibit of 30 of the singer’s paintings done in pencil, paint and his blood were inspired by his love of the needle. Maybe this should explain why his house was said to be stained with blood all over. Any of his remaining fans better get to the gallery quick before someone decides to quarantine the place.

Robbie Williams enlists alien abductee

Posted under Funny, Music People, Robbie Williams, U.F.O., useless by Heather on Wednesday 23 April 2008 at 10:55 am

Robbie Williams enlists alien abductee

Robbie Williams has enlisted the help of a man who has allegedly been abducted by aliens to cure his fear of the dark.

The ‘Angels’ singer intends to fly British 23-year-old Jason Andrews – who says he has become a psychic sage after being taken by aliens on several occasions – out to his home in Los Angeles to help him sleep at night.

Jason’s mother Ann Andrews has chronicled her sons supposed extra-terrestrial encounters in two books - ‘Abducted: The True Story of Alien Abduction in Rural England’ and ‘Jason: My Indigo Child’. The books claim he has an ‘earthly body but cosmic soul’.

Robbie said: ‘Jason’s mother Ann reminds me of my mother. My mother was a tarot card reader. I live in fear of this stuff. That’s why I want to investigate ghosts and UFOs. So I can work out why I get scared at night.’

Robbie has even likened his time with boyband Take That, who he left in 1995, to being abducted by aliens. He said: ‘I think joining Take That was like being whisked off on a spaceship and coming back and all your friends going, ‘He’s weird now.’ ‘

Robbie met Ann at a conference at the Aquarius Hotel and Casino in Nevada, which he was invited to by a friend who runs conspiracy theory websites. The 34-year-old singer is reportedly a member of a UFO ring in Los Angeles, and often hosts meetings at his mansion.

Robbie recently claimed he has seen spaceships on three occasions, and intends to quit singing to study aliens full time. He said: ‘I’m stopping being a pop star. I’m going to be a full-time Ufologist.’

Peaches ‘n crime for Geldof

Posted under Funny, Girl, Gossip by Heather on Saturday 19 April 2008 at 11:03 am

Her old man might be Saint Bob but young Peaches Geldof is a forgetful devil.

The Boomtown Brat caused chaos by walking out of an expensive designer clothes shop with a $500 dress tucked under her arm – without handing over a penny.

She popped into Victim fashion boutique on London’s trendy Carnaby Street to check out their threads on Thursday night. After introducing herself to the designer, she said she’d be back later then walked out with more than just a business card.

Designer Mei Hui Liu said: “We were really busy preparing for an important fashion show and the shop was a bit of a mess. Peaches introduced herself and said she thought my designs were really pretty. She took a business card and walked out. That’s when we realised one of the dresses was gone. But when we looked outside Peaches had gone too.  It was quite upsetting because I have been working really hard for weeks preparing for the show and she just walked out with one of the best pieces.”

The dress in question was a cream one-off vintage silk design and was earmarked to take pride of place at an upcoming fashion show.

After several frantic calls they managed to get hold of Peaches’ agent to ask what had happened to the dress and get an explanation. Sure enough, she then returned with her tail between her legs, explaining she had picked the dress up by mistake because it was the same colour as her scarf.

When she brought the dress back the next day it had the label ripped out. But to make up for the misunderstanding, generous Peaches decided to keep it and paid up.

A similar thing happened in 2006. A security guard thought Peaches was about to walk out of an Urban Outfitters store in London without paying for a coat.

So Peaches, for future reference, the normal process of buying clothes involves handing over money BEFORE you leave with them.

Marilyn Over Cameron Diaz

Posted under Cameron Diaz, Funny, Marilyn Manson, Singers, useless by Heather on Friday 18 April 2008 at 8:53 am

The only thing that’s scarier or sadder than having Goth rocker Marilyn Manson on your flight is the fact that paparazzi barely even noticed the big A-list star that is Cameron Diaz walking behind the man on Sunday. That is just plain whack! But then again, with his long black hair, big old shades, five inch heels and heavily caked on foundation, the photographers might have thought that he was actually Cher. If that was the case, they’re forgiven for completely ignoring Cameron. If not, some people need to get their eyes checked. Honestly, who would want to stare at a photo of Marilyn Manson?

Top 10 Most Ridiculous, Obnoxious

Posted under Britney Spears, Celebrities, Funny, Pictures by Heather on Wednesday 9 April 2008 at 3:03 pm

What type of house would you live in or build if you were a celebrity? Would you build a home that depicts your hobbies, or would you build a place that is so “you” or so overpriced that you couldn’t sell it no matter how hot the market? With those questions in mind, we sought the ten top most ridiculous, obnoxious, and just plain ugly celebrity pads around. Of course, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so what we think is tacky might seem gorgeous and practical to another beholder…The list below is in no particular order. While the sites are numbered, the numbering does not indicate that we favor one site over another or that they are listed in order of value.

  1. Britney's Malibu HomeBritney Spears: According to public records, Spears purchased the Malibu, California house through her Love Shack Trust in October 2004 for $6,300,000. The 7,400 square foot home boasts a pool, a spa, tennis court and gym, a maid’s quarters, seven bedrooms and six and a half bathrooms. Spears put the home on the market in January 2007 for $13.5 million, but the price dropped in March to $11.8 million. The house, which is located in the exclusive gated Serra Retreat area where such stars as Mel Gibson live, may have priced itself out of the market for the moment. Additionally, rumor has it that the gated estate was too overly-customized to Mr. and Mrs. Spears’ tastes. According to the linked source, “A bar in every room was too over-the-top for the average potential buyer in that price range - not to mention the lavish poolside bar built over which once was the tennis court.” This past March, papers were served to Britney and she was almost evicted because she hadn’t paid the rent. It appears that Britney’s financial team screwed up, but that all payments now are current.
  2. Travolta's Airport HomeJohn Travolta: No, this isn’t an airline terminal. It’s the home of John Travolta and family, built specifically to house his Gulfstream and Boeing 707B. The home is located immediately off a main airstrip in Ocala, Florida, and it’s designed so his jets can taxi right up to two outbuildings connected to the main structure that’s shaped like a truncated air-control tower. Although the property came equipped with a 7,500-foot runway, Travolta extended the taxiway to reach the house. Actress Kelly Preston, Travolta’s wife, can tell when John’s home, as the planes are visible from the living area inside the home. If that’s not enough airline for you, wait until you see the mural in the dining area that was culled from a 1937 Fortune magazine ad. Diners can pretend they’re eating in the lobby of a 1930s Paris airport.
  3. NeverlandMichael Jackson: Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch served as the pop singer’s private amusement park and home when the facility opened in 1988, but it’s no longer in operation. This ridiculous property, which lies over 2,800 acres, contains a zoo, a theme park with Ferris wheel, merr-go-round, zipper, spider, sea dragon, wave swinger, super slide, dragon wagon kiddie roller coaster, and bumper cars. Named for Neverland, the fantastical island in the story of Peter Pan where children never grow up, the ranch is located near Los Olivos, California. As of March, 2008, the property remains in foreclosure proceedings, with a possible auction slated unless Jackson clears his debt. The auction may be forestalled by a loan extension offered by his loan holder Fortress Investments, according to Fox News.
  4. Rennert EstateIra Rennert: Rennert, a publicity-shy billionaire founder of the Renco Group, is known more for his obnoxious New York Hamptons home than he is for anything else. This mansion is considered one of the largest occupied residential compounds in America, and - if put on the market - may be the valued as the most expensive home on earth. The home sits on 63 acres, and the buildings cover over 110,000 square feet including the 66,000 square foot main house. The main building contains a 91-foot long dining room, 29 bedrooms and 39 bathrooms. Fair Field, named after the adjoining Fairfield Pond, also contains a bowling alley, tennis and squash courts, and a $150,000 hot tub.
  5. Spelling MansionCandy Spelling: Producer Aaron Spelling tore down Bing Crosby’s old home to build this ridiculous 56,000-square-foot, 123-room Los Angeles, California estate. Unarguably the largest estate in California, this hotel-sized mansion sports a bowling alley and a single room devoted entirely to gift wrapping. While rumors ran rampant that Aaron’s widow, Candy, would sell the home in 2006 following Aaron’s death, Candy dispelled the rumors and continues to reside alone in the mansion. Candy Spelling is the mother of Tori and Randy Spelling, both actors. Candy and Tori have remained hot in celebrity mags, thanks to their feuds over Aaron’s inheritance, Tori’s portrayal of her mother in a VH1 sitcom, and other family feudal issues.
  6. Will and Jada Smith's castleWill Smith: This is Will and Jada Smith’s ridiculously obnoxious mansion, located in California. Their estate is described as a Calabasas castle, as it has its own lake, basketball court, tennis court and a pair of private par threes in the backyard. The estate took over seven years to build at $20 million. Smith stated, “The problem is that you build your dream home, but then you’re seven years older so it’s the house you used to want real bad!” By 2004, when they had seven months until they could move in, Smith added, “We’ve got about seven more months (before we move in). Everybody is excited because we went (to the house) and we let the kids come in and they picked out their rooms. Some of them are not gonna live there because they’re gonna have their own home by the time we actually move in!” The Smith family was forced to leave this home in 2005 when a bush fire threatened to destroy it and several other houses in the same area.
  7. Donald Trump EstateDonald Trump: Donald Trump’s Palm Beach, Florida mansion was primed for the real estate market in 2006, and this 80,000-square-foot estate was priced at $125 million well before the housing meltdown. This obnoxious mansion, which resembles a civic center, totals 62,000 square feet, with nine bedrooms, a ballroom, media room, art gallery, beauty salon, and a 4,100-square-foot conservatory. Additionally, the 6.5-acre property with 475 feet of ocean frontage includes two guest houses, a pool, and parking for 40 cars. Trump purchased the estate for $41.35 million in a 2004 Florida bankruptcy-court auction. Trump renovated Maison de l’Amitié during his tenure, and during the sale it was listed as the most expensive home on the market anywhere in the U.S.
  8. Aspen estateSaudi Prince Bandar bin Sultan bin Abdul Aziz: Shortly after His Royal Highness Prince Bandar bin Sultan bin Abdulaziz was appointed Secretary-General of the National Security Council by the Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques King Abdullah on October 16, 2005, he put his house in Aspen, Colorado up for sale. His reason for purchasing this home, which sits on 95 acres, includes his position as Ambassador of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia to the United States of America from October 24, 1983 to September 8, 2005. However, it appears that His Highness rarely stayed at this U.S. palace. The main portion of the house, which is larger than the White House, includes 16 bathrooms, 15 bedrooms, stables, a tennis court, an indoor swimming pool, outdoor water features and a snowmelt driveway. The price? At the time, the asking price was $135 million, ten million more than what Trump asked for his Palm Beach estate. The Prince took the house off the market in November 2007 after a lack of offers.
  9. Michael VickMichael Vick: The former quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons is languishing in jail and no longer lives in this somewhat tacky Surrey County, Virginia home since he was convicted for dog fighting. The house includes 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms, a white brick exterior, hardwood floors, and a full basketball court in the backyard. Although the Surry County, Virginia Commissioner of the Revenue stated the dwelling itself is valued at $647,000, and the 15 acres of land upon which the home sits was valued at $100,000, it would be very spooky to live in a home where this celebrity buried dog carcasses. The home sits across the street from a Baptist Church and is surrounded by a large, white fence and was sold at auction in November 2007.
  10. Turkey HillMartha Stewart: Would you pay $8.9 million for this house? That’s what Martha Stewart wants for her Westport, Connecticut home called “Turkey Hill.” The Georgian style house sports nine bedrooms, three baths, several outbuildings and “the nicest garden in town.” However, we feel that - given Martha’s gift for creativity - this house really is a turkey. At least it has plenty of room to roam on 4.03 acres. But, that wallpaper effect on the stairwell needs to go (follow the link to view the images).

Ashlee Simpson Design Line

Posted under Ashlee Simpson, Fashion, Funny, Singers by Heather on Sunday 30 March 2008 at 11:30 am

Ashlee Simpson Design Line

Looks like Jess isn’t the only fashionable Simpson sister.  Ashlee Simpson has her own line with Wet Seal.

They have announced that she is designing a tshirt line with them.  Ashlee says, “I was inspired by so many fun, wonderful things as I was recording Bittersweet World and it’s been great to carry through those inspirations into these new tshirt designs.”

Should be interesting to see Ashlee’s fashion sense on the rack…

Optical Illusions - Bikini Girl Shadow

Posted under Funny, Gadget, Games, Optical Illusions by Heather on Thursday 27 March 2008 at 12:57 pm

The Shadow of a girl is totally merged with the clothes lying on the ground.

Lisa Marie Presley’s husband is having a phantom pregnancy.

Posted under Celebrities Pregnancy, Funny, Gossip, Lisa Marie Presley by Heather on Monday 24 March 2008 at 12:21 pm

 

Lisa Marie Presley's husband is having a phantom pregnancy.


Lisa Marie Presley’s husband is having a phantom pregnancy.

The 40-year-old star - who is rumoured to be expecting twins with music producer Michael Lockwood - says while she is finding her pregnancy easy, her spouse is suffering.

She said: “He has all my symptoms. He feels like his belly is getting big, and he has the same appetite I have. He’s having reflux and was nauseous the other day. It’s funny.”

A phantom pregnancy in men is also known as Couvade Syndrome and fathers-to-be can suffer from morning sickness, cramps, back pain, cravings and swollen stomachs.

Lisa Marie - the daughter of late music legend Elvis Presley - says she is only craving fruit. She said: “Fruit - it’s boring but that’s what I want. Any fruit - fruit smoothie, fruit juice - it’s good!”

Lisa Marie - who already has two children, 18-year-old daughter Danielle and son Benjamin, 15, from her first marriage to musician Danny Keough - hopes the older kids will help her once the baby arrives.

She added: “Oh yeah, they will. I’ll be at the bar, and they’ll be home baby-sitting. Just kidding!”

Miley ‘Hannah Montana’ Cyrus Replaces Britney Spears

Posted under Britney Spears, Funny, Girl, Hanna Montana & Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana Miley Cyrus, TV Show, Teens by Heather on Saturday 22 March 2008 at 3:49 pm

Miley ‘Hannah Montana’ Cyrus Replaces Britney Spears

Comedy Central’s South Park just did an episode which parodied Britney Spears and the world’s obsession with her. The now recovering pop star isn’t so much skewered herself but the paparazzi who follow her and her poor management. Well that was a little on the nice side. Sadly, through a series of events, Brit ends up blowing her head off with a shotgun. And who did the creators choose to take her place in the pop world? None other than Miley ‘Hannah Montana’ Cyrus. There’s a shout out to Miley somewhere on the episode. Considering how Miley’s been, I think it’s a “suitable” replacement.

Steve-O Controlled by Alcohol

Posted under Alcohol, Funny, Jackass, MySpace by Heather on Friday 21 March 2008 at 11:26 am

Steve-O Controlled by Alcohol

Steve-O, star of Jackass, was hospitalized earlier this month for a 72 hour psychiatric hold. That hold was later extended. He is opening up now about the alcoholism that has a grip on his life.

In his MySpace blog, he talks about the alcoholism of his mother and how that has affected him. He said, “I know I was always powerless over alcoholism, because it had such a grip on Mom’s adulthood and my childhood, and I never chose to fight it.”

He even describes being given alcohol as a baby. He says, “before Mom and Dad would find themselves in the embarassing position of being caught by other passengers with a crying baby, I was fed alcohol.”

He says he has forgiven his mother and hopes he can forgive himself. He talks of his drug use and says it caused “a great deal of damage to my brain and now that they’ve all worn off, I’m facing the consequences.”

Billie Jean in Neverland

Posted under Funny, Games, Michael Jackson, Music People by Heather on Tuesday 18 March 2008 at 1:39 pm

This is stuff that you only see in the movies. A woman named Billie Jean Jackson was arrested for trespassing at Michael Jackson’s now saved Neverland Ranch. How I wish I just make this stuff up. The Santa Barbara County sheriff’s deputies were called to the house last week after the ranch’s security detained the 60-year old Billie Jean who has long claimed to be Jacko’s wife. Maybe she got worried that she was about to lose her fantasy home as it happened before news came out that Neverland was safe. In any case, she was arrested and booked at the Santa Barbara County Jail.

Peter’s dig at drunken Jordan

Posted under Celebrities, Funny, Jordan, Peter Andre by Heather on Tuesday 18 March 2008 at 1:04 pm

I thought I knew exactly who wore the trousers in Peter Andre and Jordan’s relationship, but maybe I was wrong.

Singer Pete has publicly admitted to being a little embarrassed by his wife’s behavior and the photographic evidence of her boozy night out with Alex Curran in Liverpool recently.

Pete said: “Last week, my wife went on a night out with Liverpool footballer Steven Gerrard’s wife, Alex Curran. I’ve only met Alex once, but she seems like a sweet girl. Kate stayed with her in Liverpool and they went out and got drunk.

“The problem with Kate is that she doesn’t go out and drink that often and when she does, it shows what a lightweight she is. She tries to keep up with everyone, but she can’t. To be honest, I was a bit embarrassed by her behaviour. I don’t mind her letting her hair down, but I hated the way she looked in the pictures and I told her so.”

He added: “I don’t care if she’s my wife, I believe in being honest about these things.”

Simon Cowell of American Idol likes to Spy

Posted under American Idol, Celebrities, Funny, TV Show by Heather on Monday 17 March 2008 at 12:50 pm

Simon Cowell of American Idol likes to Spy

Creepy?  Yeah, I think so.

Simon Cowell has installed a telescope in his kitchen so he can check out what’s going on with his neighbors around him.  These neighbors include Leo DiCaprio, Christina Aguilera, and John Travolta.

He says in the London Mirror, “It isn’t powerful enough to see into their homes - so you can’t see them in shower - but you can see into their gardens.  It’s great fun.  I just like to keep an eye on what is happening.”

Simon shares his Hollywood mansion with his girlfriend Terri Seymour.  Sad life, wishing he was like the others.