Yeah, I wish this pic was from some bedroom fiasco gone wrong. Instead, this is what Naomi Campbell wore to Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday bash.

I thought she was banned from the whole shindig, but apparently she just couldn’t go to the concert. So, she thought she’d bring a little class…class A ghetto…to the party. This getup looks like a nightie with Morticia Adams’ slip over it.

Well, Naomi, for once you look like the witch you are.

Diddy or Puff Daddy, whatever he calls himself these days, is known as a man of good taste with an amazing sense of fashion. But the entertainment mogul is saying that he’s sleek all around, even down below. Diddy supposedly told the Daily Mail “I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed.” It doesn’t stop there though. If he really wants to go all out, an outfit called Betty Beauty is sending over color, like blue, green, pink and red, as well as some stencils to help him along. That’s way too much information that I could have lived without.

Magistrates heard yesterday how raging supermodel Naomi Campbell hurled vile abuse and punshed, kicked and spat at cops – then they let her walk free.

The crazed millionaires escaped a jail sentence and got just 200 hours community service and a £2,945 fine for a shocking bout of air rage on a BA jet after her bag went missing.

During the fracas, Campbell, 38, told police they were picking on her because she was black and famous. But last night there were furious claims that being a celebrity was what got her a light sentence.

Former Scotland Yard Commander John O’Connor said: “This is a disgrace. She basically got away with it. It’s one rule for the rich and famous and one rule for the rest of us. If anyone who wasn’t a celebrity did this they’d get a custodial sentence – but not Naomi. She’s set a terrible example and should be locked up for it.”

Last night Campbell went on TV and accused BA staff of racism.

She told a Sky News interviewer: ““I was called a golliwog model. I do not think that is fair, do you? I am proud to be a black woman. I am proud to be British. I am proud of the job that I do. But I do not call anyone names or colour of their race.”

She also branded BA “disgusting” over the T5 baggage fiasco and said the airline had “a lot of apologising to do”. BA rejected the racism charge. A spokesman said: “We fly to 90 countries and employ a multi-nationality workforce. We are proud of our diversity.”

Looks like Jess isn’t the only fashionable Simpson sister.  Ashlee Simpson has her own line with Wet Seal.

They have announced that she is designing a tshirt line with them.  Ashlee says, “I was inspired by so many fun, wonderful things as I was recording Bittersweet World and it’s been great to carry through those inspirations into these new tshirt designs.”

Should be interesting to see Ashlee’s fashion sense on the rack…

This has got to be a joke. Amy Winehouse is reportedly working on getting her own clothing and make-up line out in the market. A source tells UK’s The Sun that “Amy’s style has been copied by girls around the country and there’s a lot of money to be made. It’s a very distinctive look. She wants to bring out a range of cosmetics and fashion products. There could be hairspray, head scarves, liquid eyeliner, perfume - All the things that are distinctive of her look.” I’m willing to bet that the key pieces of her clothing line would include ballet shoes, a gold belt, a tank top and cut off shorts.

Does anyone still remember Alli Sims? Britney Spears’ former assistant and so-called cousin is intent on making a career as a singer whether we like it or not. She was actually just interviewed for the new issue of Germany’s Maxi magazine. They know her in Germany?

She says “When I make it as a singer, I will have made it on my own. The people who help me with my career right now, I have met without Britney and that‘s good. I don‘t want her to help me, I wanna make it on my own. I wanna be the next Norah Jones. I just wanna be on stage and sing Blues. If I were a product, I would be Louis Vuitton. Classic, tasteful, timeless.” She’s also confident that she’ll get a deal come 2008.

British model Katie Price admits that she’s obsessed with her own death and it really freaks out her husband, Peter Andre. In an interview with Britain’s Now Magazine, Price admitted: ‘I’m not scared of dying because I’ve been told by a medium that I’m going to die in my sleep.’ This trailer trash ho obviously hasn’t done the research to find out exactly what happens when you get a lethal injection. If she knew what really happened after getting the injection, and how your body takes about 5 minutes to die painfully, she wouldn’t want it anymore. just goes to show that she really IS as stupid as she makes herself out to be. Seriously, who is this chic? Isn’t her 15 minutes up? Last time I saw something written about her she was discussing how she thought her baby was ugly! Nothing smart or important ever comes out of her mouth. And what’s up with the faker than fake tan and big nose!?

Money making machine Paris Hilton is going to launch a new watch line through Parlux International. Parlux is the same company that manufactures and distributes Paris Hilton Fragrances. Chairman IIia Lekach said that Paris ‘has established herself as an American cultural icon with a remarkable international following.’ Cultural icon, OMG look that the use of words, yes she is an icon of DUIs and smashing cars, doing drugs and busting up on the tables of night clubs – that’s what she stand for and our America youth loves messed up stars coz that’s what our country wants to follow, young rebellious celebrity who are a wreck waiting to be idolized so what they have someone to name for the mistakes they want to make. I know she is looking fab in this picture, her name sells because people do not have their own identity so they are infact looking for someone to give them that and Paris has been successful in exploiting that. Successful yes she is, coz we are letting her be.

Heidi Klum threw her 8th Annual Halloween Party at The Green Door last night. She dressed up like a cat. A very lifelike giant walking cat. With human breasts. Some might call this blight against God and nature, but I see a trend happening in housecats with implants. At least at my house anyway. I’ll give her props on this costume. After seeing the obvious, bland, cheap costumes worn by Paris Hilton (all of her lame costumes) and Britney Spears, as well as the girls from The Hills, I am happy to see a celebrity go all out for Halloween. Her costume is very elaborate. And again, how obvious was Paris Hilton for choosing those slutty costumes. Can’t these women think of something creative and original? “Oh, like, it’s Halloween, so omg, get my, uhhhh, sultry nurse.. .err…no….my sultry prisoner…….nope…..Alice? Hmmm, what about my super sultry army camouflage outfit. YES. That’s it. That’s HOT”. Yawn.

The only bags this baby cock whore should be involved in are my scrotum bags. The only reason she is designing her own bags is so she can have a secret compartment in it to hide all her dirty condoms and her diaphragms. All she is really saying is “look at me, I act, I suck dick, I engage in anal gang band sex, and now I make bags”. Stick to your day job, handjobs, blowjobs and rim jobs. Maybe she should also design pearl necklaces. She sure knows how to design those I’m sure, little sperm collector that she is. How does anybody fall for this bullshit of celebrities designing handbags and garments? Some people are too gullible and have too much spending money. Come to think of it, I’ve gotta find a way to take their money. They clearly have no good use for it.

Gianfranco Ferre, the Italian fashion designer known as the “architect of fashion” for his structured, sculpted shapes and for his ground breaking tenure as Christian Dior, died on Sunday. He was 62. Ferre was taken to the San Raffaele Hospital in Milan on Friday after suffering a massive brain hemorrhage. Gianfranco started his career as an accessories and jewellery designer and then slowly made to the move up to clothes and the fashion industry. His unofficial tag as Italy’s architect of fashion came thanks to the degree in architecture he obtained in 1969 from Milan’s Polytechnic Institute that later on in his career inspired his designs. Ferre’s style was based on simple and structured lines, and the white blouse became one of his trademarks.

Hayden Panettiere and Rumer Willis are out to paint the town� yellow? They shopped around Beverly Hills boutiques last Wednesday carrying gigantic matching handbags and sunglasses that could pass for flight goggles.

Summer may be right around the corner but why all the brightness? Did they have to completely match? They may be BFFs but come on!

And what the heck is Hayden wearing? It�s shopping, not a red carpet event. It doesn�t classify as a sundress because it�s yellow. Especially not when it�s a floor-length dress. She may be the new �it� girl for fashion but seriously, that�s overkill.