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The British comedian who wrote “My Booky Wook”, a bestseller in the year 2007, will be naming his next book “Mein Kampfy Wampf”. Russell Brand said this about his upcoming writing achievement: “Tweets included in ‘Mein Kampfy Wampf’ will be credited, especially those that build an anti-Hitler utopia.” So let me get this straight, Russell Brand is writing a book that’s supposed to be a tribute to Adolf Hitler, but the book is supposed to include philosophy that is opposite that of Hitler. Amazing what people will read these days. And what’s more amazing is the amount Russell Brand will probably make out of it. It’s a pity that nobody reads a good fairy tale anymore.

And is fame whoring the struggles of her life.
Former Full House child actress and recovering drug addict Jodie Sweetin must really he strapped for cash. Or she’s that delusional to think that people still really care about her life!
The girl known mostly as Stephanie Tanner has just signed on to write a book about her childhood and troubles growing up.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Like anyone would care.
The book will also tackle the years she spent addicted to and later recovering from drugs.
And reports are that Sweetin’s book just sold at auction for six figures.
Seriously? She’s seriously getting OVERPAID!

Lynne Spears is totally milking some fame off of her da

ughters in her new book. Lynne supposedly says that a few days before Britney went completely mental, Sam Lutfi said “If you try to get rid of me, she’ll be dead and I’ll piss on her grave.” The thing is, the story has been told. FYI, it’s true. Sam says that what he really meant was that no one cared about Brit and she’d be dead without him. Who the heck would believe that? The London Sun allegedly got an advanced copy of the book and something fishy is up. The Sun said that the book claims that Brit lost her virginity at 14 and started taking drugs at 15. Apparently, none of that appears in the book and it’s really more about Lynne being a heroic mom. Again, who would believe that?

Umm, are they perhaps setting themselves up for future searches? I question the motivation behind celebrity potheads dishing on their use of marijuana in a new book called Pot Culture. The book is written by Shirley Halperin and Steve Bloom.

The book includes tips from many well known celebs. Adam Levine of Maroon 5 recommends hitting the whacky weed to the tunes of Lauryn Hill or Miles Davis. Model Adrianne Curry says you should use lip gloss to cover up the smell on your breath. She says, “I carry orange lip gloss, which covers up the pot smell in my mouth for my husband when I tell him I haven’t been smoking…For mints, I prefer Icebreakers. They’re really strong and burn your tongue, but they cover the smell up in two seconds.”

Other celebs included in the book are Cisco Adler, Jonah Hill, Melissa Etheridge, Cal Penn, Rob Thomas, and Steve-O.

The only bags this baby cock whore should be involved in are my scrotum bags. The only reason she is designing her own bags is so she can have a secret compartment in it to hide all her dirty condoms and her diaphragms. All she is really saying is “look at me, I act, I suck dick, I engage in anal gang band sex, and now I make bags”. Stick to your day job, handjobs, blowjobs and rim jobs. Maybe she should also design pearl necklaces. She sure knows how to design those I’m sure, little sperm collector that she is. How does anybody fall for this bullshit of celebrities designing handbags and garments? Some people are too gullible and have too much spending money. Come to think of it, I’ve gotta find a way to take their money. They clearly have no good use for it.