Everybody loves Hanna Montana’s Miley Cyrus right? If you’re part of the 99.9% that think so, well, you happen to be wrong. Miley is actually being sued by a fan for failing to make tickets available to upcoming concerts.

Kerry Inman of Pennsville, New Jersey says that she paid almost $30 to Miley’s official website which promised to make seats available to members before tickets went on sale to the general public. The $5 million class action lawsuit alleges that Interactive Media Marketing and Smiley Miley, Inc. were ‘unfair and deceptive’.

Reps for Miley say that an opportunity to purchase pre-sale tickets is one of the benefits of membership to the singer’s website but it’s no guarantee of actually obtaining a ticket especially if there are over 70,000 members.

Freedom of the press, be-yotches! A Los Angeles judge on Thursday dismissed a defamation lawsuit brought against Perez Hilton by Lindsay Lohan pal Samantha Ronson, accepting the blogger’s argument that the suit was “frivolous” and an attack on his right to free speech. Ha Ha! There’s a bit of karma for you. Although Perez Hilton is also a slimeball, and will likely get his at some point down the road. Samantha Ronson did set Lindsay Lohan up for that picture. Everyone knows that. Lindsay knows it. And that’s exactly why you’ll never see her hanging out with this enabling parasite ever again. Except that she just had dinner with her the couple nights ago, according to 3 different websites and some photographers. It won’t be long until the inevitable. Ha ha ha again!