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It seems that the tumultuous lifestyle of Amy Winehouse left it’s footprint not only on the diva’s look and voice, but also on her memory. During a Mark Ronson concert on 6th of July in London, Amy was invited on the stage to sing together with Mark the famous song “Valerie”. But surprisingly, Amy managed to make a fool out of herself, not remembering the song’s lyrics. The concert was meant to promote Mark’s new band, The Business Intl. Lately, Amy is performing less and less, probably because her drug problems and separation from her husband.

Russell Brand has reportedly phoned Amy Winehouse to apologise for his dad’s recent drunken behaviour.

The comic, 34, was allegedly ‘horrified’ after reading that his dad Ron had drunkenly tried to hug the Rehab singer when he met her in a pub.

A source said to UK newspaper Daily Star: “He phoned Amy and tried to smooth things over. He apologised and said his dad was out of line.

“Amy saw the funny side and was laughing down the phone, but she really appreciated the call.”

Ron has allegedly been annoying fellow drinkers at the north London pub the Hawley Arms by bragging about his son, who is starring in the new movie Get Him To The Greek.

Source: Splash News

There is no pre-set date for this… which might worry some, including Amy Winehouse’s managers since it could happen at any given time but the singer is so newly love-struck with Blake Fielder-Civil that she’s thinking about going on a trip to Cuba with him. This is what a source related on the matter: “Smoking cigars is their new thing. It all started when Amy bought a pack of Romeo y Julieta for Blake, because she thinks they’re also tragic lovers. Amy and Blake have been spending their time reading up on the history and the culture behind them and followed it to Cuba. She thinks there’s a kind of romance to it and would love to go there with Blake.” Apparently Amy Winehouse doesn’t keep up with the news too well and doesn’t know that the situation in Cuba might get a little dicey soon. But maybe they should go there either way and experience some real tragic love.

Now this is what you might be able to call a very bad idea. And if you look at Amy Winehouse’s recent twitter posts you can see why. Here they are: “I WANT. DRIVING LESSONS..an machete BUT.IWANT.DRIVING.LESSONS.MORE. I NEEEEEEEEED DRIVING LESSONS..an machete BUT.IWANT.DRIVING.LESSONS.MORE> auntie rene more.! i’ll pay, you jus come’ long fo’ craziness. auntie rene, come help me it’ll be me an violetta. i kkkkknow i’ve misssed the point of this but. but this this this this this this this” You definitely do not want someone like that out on the road driving. Amy Winehouse has a whole lot of changes to make before she can even think about driving lessons.

It seems that the disturbed singer is going to be terrorizing the people of London once more as Amy Winehouse is planning to buy a house in the English capital. This what a source said about Amy Winehouse’s house seeking: “Amy has been house-hunting for months and finally found somewhere that meets all her needs. It is large and homely and has everything.” Is it far away from civilization and can house large numbers of extremely noisy people? That should definitely be in Amy Winehouse’s list of absolute necessities. She wouldn’t want to waste too much money on police bribes, after all she is paying 3.7 million dollars just for the house itself.

Amy Winehouse’s Goddaughter doesn’t know about marriage:
Dionne Bromfield, Goddaughter of the troubled singer, was interviewed recently regarding the rumors Amy Winehouse sparked about getting back together with Blake Fielder-Civil. Her reply was as follows: “I don’t know about this, I haven’t spoken to her about it. I don’t even know if it’s true. She wasn’t with me at the weekend, I don’t know where she was.” That sounds like a mob-scared witness refusing to admit to knowing something, one can only imagine how she actually sounded when saying that. So it’s probably clear that Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are going at it again. Trust a kid to tell the truth… even if within another form.

Amy Winehouse has been acquitted of assault charges against her from a fan who requested an autograph and allegedly ended up getting punched. London District Judge Timothy Workman found the British singer not guilty of punching dancer Sherene Flash in the face after finding the evidence unable to prove that the assault was deliberate. While prosecutors say that it was deliberate, Wino’s camp said that the singer had felt threatened by the fan and that with their height difference, there’s no way that the punch was even physically possible. But then again, Wino has been known to throwing punches around and even against men.

Blake Fielder Civil the estranged husband of Amy Winehouse has gotten another woman pregnant. Blake Fielder Civil has always been touted that the culprit who introduced and helped Amy Winehouse befriend drugs and alcoholism.

But now it seems that this relationship would finally end because Blake has a new woman and in sometime shall have a baby to take care off. Heroin addict Gilleen Morris, 31, has said that she is already 6 weeks into her pregnancy and it is indeed Blake’s child that she is carrying.

She says, “Blake seduced me and we had a secret fling. When I told him I was pregnant he said, ‘Oh f**k!’. But he vowed to stand by me and raise the child.” The two meet at a rehab in center in Sheffield in February of this year.

Now take that, this gives her another chance to throw another open for all liquor party she’ll be celebrating this news with her dogs in the bed right now. Another thing that’s now a truth is that rehabs are the place for celebrity flings.

Amy Winehouse’s father recently stated his opinion about his daughter and her continuous ambition to save her marriage with Blake Fielder-Civil. Mitch Winehouse said: “Amy wants to resolve the situation. She’s guilty of loving him, stupid girl! I’m not saying she’s going back to him, she just wants to talk. I want her to get divorced. I want Blake and his family out of our lives. I just hope Amy can stay away from him. It’s the only chance she has. Blake’s a destructive influence on her life. And he’s a liar. This is the man who openly admitted he introduced Amy to Class A drugs. Amy nearly ended up dead thanks to him. This is the man who kicked a barman so hard he needed his face rebuilt.” The arguments have been laid down… but does Amy Winehouse care? Of course she doesn’t… and Mitch Winehouse isn’t going to tie her to a tight leash and make her read the Bible every day. It is Blake Fielder-Civil that will probably end all of this eventually… that is, if his 17-year old girlfriend doesn’t dump him all of a sudden.

This is the statement Amy Winehouse’s father has made recently about her recovery. Here are his exact words: “People don’t want her to get better. But she is better. They didn’t see her lying in bed for days in a dark room. She was close to death twice. We have been working a lot to get her to where she is right now.” Why did they keep her in a dark room? Was it so difficult to provide a little light? Also, Amy Winehouse apparently doesn’t want to leave the resort at St. Lucia where she has been staying the past weeks, even though she’s making life very difficult for other guests. Her father also had this to say about her supposedly trying to steal alcohol from other guests: “They were taken before I arrived here, but she says she was just having fun, pretending to be a horse.” Of course she was! Just like all full-minded people that are not under the effects of any substance like to spend their time. Pretending to be a horse? Jeesh…

The singer is apparently yet again in a profound state of sadness due to the departure of her new boyfriend Josh Bowman and will receive support from her father in the coming days. A source had this to say: “Amy has been calling Mitch every day to tell him she is totally besotted. Mitch wants Josh to know he will have their support.” Poor Josh, he’s got a lot to deal with on his hands right now it would seem, especially considering what Amy says about him: “Josh couldn’t be more different from my husband, which is not a bad thing. Blake looks like me, a right mess, but Josh is handsome and clean and that’s what I like about him.” Right and by clean she means… oh well, I will say no more. No wonder Blake filled for divorce.

Sing along with me now! Someone saw kissing Wino kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night. The latest rumor going around is that Amy Winehouse has been having a bit of a fling with the hotel Saint Nick. The singer has been hopefully cleaning up with a refreshing vacation in St. Lucia and according to witnesses, is positively smitten with a guy they only know as Matt, who also played the hotel’s Santa Claus for the holidays. When asked about it, the mystery man turned shy and said that he finds Wino lovely and that they get along well. I bet Santa left her something nice in her stocking!

The duo who pleaded guilty to offering Amy Winehouse drugs for purchase were sentenced by a British judge on Friday.

Johnny Blagrove, 34, was given a two year jail sentence and his girlfriend Cara Burton, 22, received two years of community service.

Lucky girl, she just got community service?!

The two were responsible for the not-so-flattering footage of Amy doing a bunch of drugs, wandering around in her squalid drug den, and trying to find her pet cat…and then selling the video to The Sun.

They deserve more punishment!

Blake Fielder-Civil has said that he will on his own turn his face away from his marriage to singer Amy Winehouse cos’ it was he who introduced his wife to Heroin & Crack Cocaine.

Blake Fielder-Civil has revealed and also admitted to his mistake by saying “I made the biggest mistake of my life by taking heroin in front of her. I introduced her to heroin, crack cocaine and self-harming. I feel more than guilty. I dragged Amy into it, and without me there is no doubt that she would never have gone down that road. I ruined something beautiful. Now I have to let her go to save her life. I am not abandoning her. I am doing this out of love.”

Yeah really, You messed her up and now you’re gonna “BAIL”..”For her own good” They’re not even gonna let you in hell, you miserable piece of don’t get me started.

Family members and other close by relatives have blasted Amy, this after they somehow found out that Amy had paid for her husband’s rehab stint.

Blake has just come out of prison after spending nearly a year behind the bars as he was convicted of charges for hitting a pub owner. His sentence was a little longer but he managed to strike a deal with the prosecutors where he is required to undergo drug treatment for his narcotics addiction. And that treatment was worth $44,700 and Amy has paid the bill on his behalf.

Tell you what two of these are no good and for me Amy is the bigger sinister here, Blake is the one who has brought about her downfall and got her into drugs and boozing and yet she doesn’t realize its time she moved on and resurrected her life. Both of them now firmly belong to the rehab and should stay there for good.

Every day there are reports of Amy in the pub drinking with friends, after gulping down such enormous amounts of alcohol who the hell can she manage to sing.

It looks like Amy Winehouse is reverting back to her old ways.
The beehive is back and once again she’s dealing with the drama of her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil.
After being incarcerated for so long, he was sent to a rehab clinic after being released from jail a couple of weeks ago. And of course, Amy wants to go and visit him, but she has yet to appear at the clinic.
She was supposed to go on Sunday but bailed on him. She postponed and decided to visit him on Monday, but again, she didn’t show.
She was too busy to go to the clinic, but she wasn’t too busy to go out Monday night.
Amy, and her beehive wig, were spotted at newly open The Hawley Arms in Camden last night.
Wino was out partying til past 5am.

Amy Winehouse is the sole celebrity who trespasses all notions of sanity. She was once more spotted getting wasted right in the middle of the day. I’m sure there are others who would have been equally if not more drained off but currently there’s no one who can match her for being junkie.

Amy Winehouse was out with some of her equally insane pals as she visited a rather obnoxious pub located in some unknown street for a drink and some snacks.

Amy Winehouse is really not learning from her past and despite having such major troubles with her alcoholic past she was once more at it ordering shots of tequila and downing pints of beer.

Amy Winehouse’s husband Blake Fielder-Civil has been released from jail this past Tuesday. There was no Wino and hubby reunion though as Blake has gone from jail straight into rehab. Wino wasn’t even there to greet her hubby upon his release. She was supposedly holed up in her North London crack den because of that chest infection. It’s not known when the two will be reunited. If it was up to her mother-in-law though, Blake would keep away from Amy and just come back to the family home. Mommy Blake previously said “’Giving him and Amy another chance is like putting a gun to Blake’s head while playing Russian roulette. If he goes it could be a death sentence for the two of them.”

It looks like drugs aren’t the only things that Amy Winehouse have for an addiction. Wino’s apparently got a mean sweet tooth despite the fact that some of her teeth are missing. Maybe that’s why she lost them in the first place. Besides spending money on crack, Wino has also shelled out a small fortune converting a room in her Camden home into a candy shop, complete with cotton candy machine and stocked with loads of treats. A source says “Amy seems to be constantly stuffing herself with sugary snacks. She loves all of the stuff from her childhood in the Eighties, from Slush Puppies to Bull’s Eyes and licorice.”

Amy Winehouse reportedly attacked a female at a fancy London charity event. When she was finally scheduled to appear at a West London police station to answer questions for the investigators, Wino pissed off the cops by having the gall to not show up. Authorities told her peeps that they’d reschedule and if she doesn’t show up again, Wino will be arrested. A friend who spoke out about the missed appointment said “She’s doing so many drugs she is completely out of it. It’s hardly surprising she missed the interview.” The cops must be so frustrated at that.