The singer’s half-sister, Sarah Owen, recently declared in an interview that Lily Allen was so broken-down after her first relationship ended that she tried to kill herself: Aged 18, she tried to slit her wrists when her first relationship ended and she ended up in The Priory rehab clinic for four weeks. I had a big gang of friends but Lily was more of a loner. She had no-one to talk to about getting her first period or breaking up with her first boyfriend. Would it have been different if we’d been closer? Probably.” Interesting how singers who have songs like “Smile” have such an interesting background… I wonder how come she never got into doom metal or emo music.

The actor’s 18 month old son apparently has many admirers already, or at least that’s what Liev Schreiber tends to say: “Sunday Rose is after our boy really heavy and I think it’s kind of weird and early, and I think she should back off, slow down and get her act together before that all happens. And Olive’s been after our baby for a while too.” His wife, Naomi Watt, added: “Oh, I think he’s gorgeous. Like you’d want to make out with him – that kind of guy.” Again with the baby attractions, how can they tell, really? How can they realize that their son, who can’t probably even walk yet is already a heart breaker. Does he get phone calls from girls at 2 AM every night or what?