Useless Place Blog

The actress… or whatever she is has recently declared to the press her plans for motherhood. Here are her words: “I’d love to have children in the next two years. I’d like three or four. I want a boy first, to watch over my girls, and I’ll name my first girl London – I love that name. She also mentioned the following: “I would like to move here one day and raise my kids in the UK so that they have British accents and manners.” Yes, let her gene pool spawn and expand to unparalleled heights. I have to wonder who the lucky guy, or maybe guys, will be. Just imagine, a male version of Paris roaming the streets of London with a British accent, buying out all the hotel owners.