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Wanna know the secret to the success of their relationship?
Punching. Lots and lots of punching.
According to several reports, Sam went ballistic when she saw Lindsay Lohan dancing with her ex Calum Best, yesterday morning at a London nightclub. According to The Sun:
A shocked onlooker revealed yesterday: “Lindsay was having a boogie on the dance floor with Calum. They were getting pretty close to each other and Sam was nowhere to be seen.
“And then all hell broke loose. Sam came screeching up to Lindsay Lohan, screaming blue murder and throwing punches. She went ballistic. The pair traded a series of blows before Calum managed to prise them apart. It was a really ugly scene.”
Once they were they were brought to the lobby, it was then Lindsay’s turn to go ballistic:
An eyewitness reveals that Lindsay was so “furious with what Sam had done. She launched herself at Sam in the lobby. She was spitting at her and clawing at her chest. She was fuming.”

UPDATE: Page Six reports Lindsay and Sam are now seeing a couples counselor because of the fight. HAHAHAHAHA. Seriously, Sam what are you getting from Lindsay. Is she paying you enough?