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The world of David Hasselhoff

The former “Baywatch” actor has recently had a little item made for him. Here is his description of it: “I have had a globe made with my face stretched across the ocean and little versions of myself forming the countries. At the top, it says ’savior’ in gold. But I was being ironic. Yes, I played a role in the fall of the Berlin Wall and on American culture. But not that big. It was a little joke. Although it’s interesting to see your influence on the world translating into a globe.” Of course this little trinket has nothing to do with how full of himself Mr. Hasselhoff is and we all take his “I was being ironic” extremely seriously.