Useless Place Blog

Forget withdrawing our troops from Iraq, forget the economic meltdown, there’s a much more important evacuation plan underway. Showbiz Spy reports:
Paris Hilton is planning a permanent move to London.
The hotel heiress is currently in the British capital filming her new TV show Paris Hilton’s My New BBF (British Best Friend). And she is ready to leave Hollywood for good and settle down in the UK.
She told friends, “I love it here, I am going to move here permanently. I have already been here for one month and am much, much happier here.
“I love guys with English accents. I have met a really cute English guy, but its early days.”
I can hear many people rejoicing with this piece of news. I am not rejoicing, just so you know. Do you honestly think the UK is going to allow Paris to move to London? Hello Martha Stewart!?
Okay okay, so maybe she didn’t commit as huge as a crime as Dear old Martha, but really, allowing Paris to move to London is like waging war to the UK.