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FBI agents have apprehended the hacker who allegedly leaked some revealing photos of the “Hannah Montana” starlet Miley Cyrus, but still she is afraid that the hacker might have passed on her personal account information to someone else.

Miley Cyrus’s tension clearly indicates that she has a huge database of personal and private nude pictures and she fears that the hacker has got all or some of them.

Keep your fingers crossed for the moment and pray that Miley Cyrus’s speculation is correct and we get to see the masterpieces soon.

Is Michael Lohan finally wising up?
According to a recent interview, Michael says that he now regrets all the nasty things he said about Samantha Ronson . he claims that he is apologizing because he is a “Christian” and “should not pass judgment.”
Awww, that’s so nice of him. REALLY?
He says he thought he could use the media to reach out to his daughter, but has since learned better.
I thought he was seeking attention.
Michael also claims to be in contact with Lindsay and his college-aged son, Michael. As for the rest, Michael is keeping his lips sealed, saying, “Family matters should be kept private.”
“I’ve learned that now.”
Great.
Now, apply what you have learned and SHUT THE HELL UP!

What a rest stop it must have been???

Tired people used to come from hundreds of miles and moved ahead on the road after a little quickie in the toilet. WOW!!!

It has been reported that the rest stop has been closed for the public. The rest stop was named for the raunchy radio host Howard Stern.

However the US authorities have denied the closure of Howard Stern Rest Stop.

My plea to the authorities is that they must not close such a wonderful facility because of which so many people are being benefited.

A little relaxation does not hurt any body during a long journey and the drivers’ performance increases after jerking off. Isn’t it so?

American super sexy model Marisa Miller has once again emphasized that she is not bitchy.

She insisted that instead she is a nice human.

Who can call her bitchy with those innocent things which she does on the covers of different magazines?

Marisa Miller is good enough to give a DOG bone to any healthy man, thus her statement looks pretty OK, when she says that she does not have a bitchy bone to herself and emphasizes on the virtue.

In fact she never said that she does not have doggy bone to herself.

The spicy Miller said, “I think people should be nice. It is always funny to me if people are surprised that I am nice. I feel like why shouldn’t I be?”

The gorgeous Kerry Katona was as shocking as she has always been when she appeared on ITV1’s show “THIS MORNING”.

She definitely seemed under a huge influence of late-night alcohol or drugs consumption.

She was so drunk that she even got annoyed with the show’s hosts for asking her about her drinking habits.

The “I’m A Celebrity” fame Kerry Katona repeated the same words many times in the interview and she was definitely looking out of her senses.

Although as per her husband Mark Croft, she only consumed “cups of tea” before the show, yet the spectators find it hard to believe.

Why didn’t she leave alcohol for one night, when she knew that she had to appear on television in the morning?

It seems that the bassist from Danzig wasn’t the only victim in lead singer of Big & Rich, John Rich’s history of violence. It’s being said that the singer was involved in another fight just 24 hours before their bloody hotel smack down. The first fight took place Wednesday night at the Saddle Ranch on Sunset Strip which is just across the street from the Mondrian where Rich was staying. Rich told cops that he was minding his own business when a lady he was talking to went to the restroom and he was suddenly socked in the ear by some random guy. He made a citizen’s arrest and the alleged assailant was arrested when the cops showed up. Rich went to bed, woke up the next day and had fight #2.

There’s been lots of talk about how ugly the Madonna and Guy Ritchie divorce can be with the fact that the Queen of Pop is worth over $500 million and that there’s no pre-nup. However, Guy claims to want no more than a division of the couple’s properties and a lump sum. The money is not as great of an issue as much as custody. Guy is desperate to keep his 8-year old son in England but Madonna wants the kids in the States. A source tells The Daily Mail “’The idea that he [Rocco] will be across the Atlantic from Guy most of the time is tearing him [Ritchie] apart.”

Everyone has heard a great deal about things going on in the life of Britney Spears, but in the last few days, we have heard a great deal about the jury who couldn’t decide if she was guilty or not. According to the sources, two of the jury members in Superior Court had said they wanted her found guilty while the other ten jury panelists said what the heck ever thus giving her an out of trouble with the courts card.
So, what got this pop star diva into even more trouble with the law? According to the police, Britney had been in an accident when she was out driving. Now, Spears had a Louisiana license, but since she spent most her time living in California much of the time, her Louisiana license was of no use.
According to her lawyer, this princess wouldn’t have gotten much of a punishment if found guilty. It would not have gone on her driving record and it would not have given her any jail time. Many people want to know now, what was the big fuss over? Things are turning out quite well for Ms. Spears and everyone hopes for this to continue.

Forget withdrawing our troops from Iraq, forget the economic meltdown, there’s a much more important evacuation plan underway. Showbiz Spy reports:
Paris Hilton is planning a permanent move to London.
The hotel heiress is currently in the British capital filming her new TV show Paris Hilton’s My New BBF (British Best Friend). And she is ready to leave Hollywood for good and settle down in the UK.
She told friends, “I love it here, I am going to move here permanently. I have already been here for one month and am much, much happier here.
“I love guys with English accents. I have met a really cute English guy, but its early days.”
I can hear many people rejoicing with this piece of news. I am not rejoicing, just so you know. Do you honestly think the UK is going to allow Paris to move to London? Hello Martha Stewart!?
Okay okay, so maybe she didn’t commit as huge as a crime as Dear old Martha, but really, allowing Paris to move to London is like waging war to the UK.

Nick Bollea is free again.

After getting caught while doing reckless driving which caused a crash in August 2007, Nick Bollea was put behind the bars on May 9, 2008.

He was released from the detention facility on October 21. He was released three months before the completion of his prison period from the Pinellas County Jail in Clearwater, Florida, due to good behavior.

He was greeted intensely by her sister Brooke Hogan at the gate of the jail.

Before the release of her loving brother, Brooke wrote on her MySpace page, “I can’t even tell you, as a sister, how exciting this is for me! Nick and I are like best friends…and I can’t believe how long I’ve gone without him.”

What a sisterly love she has for her sibling! I pray that we do not see the loving brother applying oil on the round breasts of the cute sister after watching the kind father Hulk Hogan rubbing the oil on the butts of her lovely child some days back.
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The Avalon in Hollywood recently hosted a Welcome Home party for DJ AM which was also a benefit for the victims of last month’s horrible plane crash. The event featured some of the hottest DJs spinning right now including Cut Chemist, Mix Master Mike, Steve Aoki, Mom Jeans and Mark Ronson. An eventgoer gave a rather scathing review of Ronson’s set saying that while everyone else got the dance floor rocking, Ronson slaughtered the floor with a snoozefest set as he played one song after another in their entireties as if he was a DJ at a radio station. The eventgoer goes on to say that even DJ AM wasn’t paying attention to Ronson’s set.

Drugs are bad for you in every aspect of life – just ask George Michael. The singer has screwed himself out of a big award because of his recent cocaine-related arrest. He was set to receive the Outstanding Contribution to Music award at next year’s Brits but the award show bosses have reported and now decided to find another candidate after George got arrested. I hope he gets his stuff together. If he does, maybe he can get that award next year. If not, it just sucks for him. It’s his fault anyway. Let’s just hope he doesn’t become a cry baby over the loss.

With the American presidential elections nearing, our lovely sweetheart Paris Hilton is still hopeful to find her way into White House.

The “Stars are Blind” singer is still continuing her spoof campaign for gaining public support for her presidential campaign.

Paris will take her campaign to a new level with a new music video which is set to be aired on October 26 on SwagHouseMedia.

While talking on a radio show, she recently said, “I’d get jobs for people so we can get the economy back on track.”

We definitely need such a straight forward president.

She will be a hot president and she can put the economy back on track by just releasing some new sexy music videos, which will be the first-ever music videos by any President of the United States of America.

The hip-hop singer Sean Combs tried to dodge the law but the hands of law are longer than he expected.

On October 14, 2008, The Bad Boy CEO was driving his silver jeep with the volume of the stereo at its maximum.

He was pulled over by a police officer who requested him to turn down the high volume because he could not hear him, but the rapper refused to do so.

The attending officer requested repeatedly but Combs even refused to acknowledge.

On his refusal to comply with orders, he was ticketed for the offence.

Isn’t it a brilliant idea to increase your traffic tickets collection?

A famous proverb says; “A single person is like one man and two single men are like eleven men”.

Same of course hold good for women also.

To prove the quotation as correct, the sexy Lindsay Lohan is joining forces with the pop queen Madonna.

The green signal has been given to the beautiful and gorgeous Lindsay Lohan to record a song with the stunning singer Madonna.

Lindsay told the reporters that she is looking forward to the recording the duet with Madonna and she approved the idea.

While talking to the press, Lohan said, “That would be incredible. That would be beyond.”

Madonna also responded to the deal as, “Yeah sure. Why not?”

I am already waiting anxiously to lay my hands on the duet or may be Lindsay Lohan. Madonna is old enough to waste my time on her.

Swedish pop star Robyn was chosen by Madonna to open for a handful of her European concerts recently. The Swede has come back home recently and opened up to a local paper on what it was like to be on the Queen of Pop’s tour. Robyn seemed irritated in the interview saying “I hadn’t expected any glamour, but it’s strange that they assume that the first thing you’re gonna do is run after Madonna and ask for an autograph.” She wasn’t even allowed to talk to Madonna! The Swedish singer also said that her worst nightmare was to turn into Madonna. We can name another person who’s not going to get another Madonna invite.

Dita Von Teese is talking about Amy Winehouse and talks of the singer in the most diplomatic of ways. If it was me, I would have been frank and said that she needs to go to rehab before she crawls off and dies. Dita said “I will never forget the time I went to Amy’s house and she sang and played guitar for me, my mother and sisters. She is our era’s Billie Holiday. I listen to a lot of music from the 30s and 40s, but Amy Winehouse is the most important and interesting vocalist of the modern era. Unfortunately, it seems that she is also following in the same footsteps as Billie – with genuine angst, drama and drug addiction.”

Nick Cannon was recently spotted showing off his new ride, a brand new Ferrari. I wonder if this was a gift from his sugar momma Mariah Carey. I’m pretty sure he can’t afford this on his own pay check. Nick was photographed with a male friend in the car as he pulled into a bank in Beverly Hills to get some cash. Let’s hope that Mariah set up a separate account for his allowance and that he doesn’t have access to her bank account or she may end up going bankrupt. Her hubby is definitely in need of some real and regular work.

Paris Hilton has recently debuted her new song ‘My BFF’ with Ryan Seacrest. The 27-year old hotel heiress said “This is a new song from my new record. I just wrote this song about best friends. Anyone can relate to it. Everyone will think of their best friend. It’s the theme song for my new show.” When it comes to the rest of her album, Paris revealed “I was really inspired by Kylie Minogue. I love her. I just love that European dance vibe. I wrote every song on the record. There’s a lot of tongue-in-cheek songs like ‘Plantinum Blond’ and ‘Paris for President’.

Comedian Wayne Brady has just down the funniest bit of his career as he has released an R&B album. We all know he can hold a note but that isn’t enough to make anyone a singer. While filming a ridiculous music video, Wayne pulled out all the tricks of the 90s boy bands and sang soaked in staged rain. For the love of the Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees, NSYNC, O-Town and everybody else! The 90s called, they want their schtick back. And don’t even get me started on those lyrics. Just because Jamie Foxx was able to get a deal doesn’t mean everybody should try it.