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As if he isn’t in enough trouble already; Blake Fielder-Civil has been using a smuggled phone to contact pals on the outside.

I’m not sure what’s more stupid; the actual act, or thinking he could get away with it whilst texting and phoning troubled missus, Amy Winehouse, who can’t sneeze without the papers reporting it at the moment.

A source said: “I don’t think Blake realises how much trouble he’s in if the screws find it.”

No one yet knows how Fielder-Civil got hold of the camera phone; but if an outsider is revealed to have smuggled it into him then the police will be called on them. I wonder if Amy used her beehive….