Amy Winehouse in a Red Bra

Amy Winehouse seems to have finally lost the plot after being spotted wandering the streets at 5am in just a pair of jeans and a red bra. Barefoot Amy is said to have been mumbling incoherently to herself and seemed “out of it” as she negotiated the streets of London.
She has been in our news a lot recently, claiming to be “clean” despite recent poor performances, cancellation of gigs and looking like death warmed up most days. Oh, and her best mate of the moment is renowned junkie Pete Doherty.
So you can imagine why we don´t believe the official spokesperson when they tell us “Amy heard a noise and went to investigate. She didn’t realise the time”
Yeah, right, and I’m the queen of sheba! Time to get some rehab Amy, no matter what you sing in your songs…